Please Stop The “Stop Disney Paying Critics” Controversy

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Um, I have some bad news to tell all of you, bad news that might be some how hard to take. For years, we have all thought that the rise of Marvel Studios came about through hard work, hiring inventive directors, casting great actors, and keeping true to their comic book roots. Unfortunately, we have all been living a lie. Because, in reality the success comes down to Disney paying off critics.

At least that’s what the person or persons behind “Free Critics From Disney” would have us believe. They have started a petition to “Stop Disney from paying critics.” In case you don’t wish to follow that link, allow me to post their sales pitch here, so you can gaze at it in all its glory:

There is  growing evidence Disney has been continually paying critics to attack Non MCU movies. MCU movies are safe. They’re not challenging at all. Just like a comic book movie is “supposed to be”. They’re not divisive or thought provoking. First they bashed Batman V Superman.They cleared BvS out of the way, gave Civil War (which wasn’t a perfect film) an Oscar, now they’re going to work on moving Apocalypse out the way…then they get offended when they’re accused of accepting gifts. Films like Days Of Future Past did receive good reviews due to the fact it came out in 2014 when there was hardly any competition from  MCU films. Had the movie been released in 2015 against Ant-Man it would have gotten the Man of Steel treatment. Deadpool would have also suffered the same fate however it was released in February when there was no MCU movies being released at the time and was not an immediate threat. Films like the Force Awakens which essentially just a modern day rehash of the First Star Wars also get universal praise since Disney acquired the rights.We need to raise awareness of this global plan to keep our films creative or risk have everything fall under the Disney label. Each studio brings their own distinctive and creative work and Disney needs to stop being greedy and understand this. Support DC and keep Marvel at Fox.

Yes, that is reprinted as is. It was all one paragraph, as all good manifestos are.

As conspiracy theories go, this one is a pretty lousy one. This screed gives plenty of reasons why. And tearing apart this call to action might be plucking low-hanging fruit, well, I’m still going to point out the flaws. Well, three of them anyway.

  1. Bribery“There is  growing evidence Disney has been continually paying critics to attack Non MCU movies.” No, there isn’t. You know how I can say that? Because these guys never provide any. There is no critic who has gone on record saying they received a bribe, no paper trail of the funds being transferred, nothing but the reviews themselves as proof of the conspiracy.And that’s not evidence of anything.
  2. “They cleared BvS out of the way, gave Civil War (which wasn’t a perfect film) an Oscar, now they’re going to work on moving Apocalypse out the way…” I’m going to give this guy the benefit of the doubt and say that was an attempt at sarcasm with the whole “Oscar” comment and instead focus on the “cleared out of the way” comment. Cleared out for what? And has BvS really been “cleared out?” It made three times its budget worldwide! Many studios would kill for that kind of hit! Yeah, odds are they aren’t going to make the $1 billion they wanted, but its still in 1,500 theaters. If the cabal of critics were meant to chase it away to give Civil War no competition at the box office, then this was money poorly spent by Disney.
    And what is Apocalypse being cleared for? Doctor Strange in November? To improve Civil War‘s numbers? Or maybe for Marvel to bring that back into the fold like it did Spider-Man. Speaking of which…
  3. “Films like Days Of Future Past did receive good reviews due to the fact it came out in 2014 when there was hardly any competition from  MCU films.” Except for Captain America: The Winter Soldier, which came out two months before it and Guardian of the Galaxy which came out two months after it. If Disney wanted to “clear out” BvS for Civil War, it’d make sense they want DoFP out of the way for GotG with the same amount of time between them.
    And there was a perfect example of a film that would have worked in this conspiracy theory: The Amazing Spider-Man 2. That film had lofty, $1 billion expectations that was laid to waste by horrible reviews. And it was released the SAME MONTH as Winter Soldier. And it’s now back in the Marvel Studios fold. Hmmmm…
    Also, when a critic of your conspiracy theory comes up with a better example of for your conspiracy theory than you do, then you don’t have much of a conspiracy theory. Just sayin’.

And as for the “getting offended for accepting gifts” part, well, duh. That doesn’t prove that the critics are on the take. It proves they don’t like being accused of being on the take.

I long for the glory days of conspiracy theories like “Oswald didn’t act alone!” and “The moon landing was staged,” because back then theorists showed their work. But this is the post-Internet, hot take era. You don’t necessarily need facts to back up your opinions, you just have to shout them louder than anyone else. Or, in this case, create a petition for like minded individuals.

I could talk until I am blue in the face about how ludicrous the idea is that Disney paid the 239 reviewers that hated BvS for their negative reviews or even the 261 reviewers that liked Civil War for their good ones. But that’s the beauty of conspiracy theories. Any thing I could say would be just part of the conspiracy. When logic and reason leave you, you don’t have to listen to anyone’s logic or reasoning. Their trying to prove you wrong is just proof that you were right all along.

But, hey, I like to think I’m open minded. My challenge to all these conspiracy buffs is this, if you have hard evidence Disney is indulging in a bit of payola, show it. Prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Disney is doing this. If you can’t, to quote a Disney princess, then let it go.

Speaking of which, if I can speak to Disney, just wanted to say my daughter loves your characters and films. I’m not saying sending free swag my way for her will make me take it easy on you, but I’m not saying it won’t. Unless you’re talking all-expense paid trips to Disney World every year, then it definitely will.

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William is cursed with the shared love of comic books and of films. Luckily, this is a great time for him to be alive. His writing has been featured on Broken Frontier.com, PopMatters.com and in Comics Foundry magazine.
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Frank Car
Frank Car
May 12, 2016 11:51 am

I was going to hit the lime button. But I want to wait till the check clears.

Jacob Garner
Jacob Garner
May 12, 2016 1:11 pm

This is the kind of article someone getting a check from Disney would write…

Kyle Waro
Kyle Waro
May 14, 2016 2:51 am
Reply to  Jacob Garner

Were u paid to write that lol

ISosa Jones
ISosa Jones
May 12, 2016 1:50 pm

Adam Stanley

Emir Jes
May 12, 2016 2:19 pm

Emir Jes liked this on Facebook.

Morey Kunin
Morey Kunin
May 12, 2016 4:10 pm

Maybe the petition is really a way to gather emails of suckers?

Steven Briggs
Steven Briggs
May 12, 2016 6:36 pm

Unfortunately, it’s true. Disney has been paying off critics to hate on other movies and make their own movies look good.

FilmBuffOnLine
FilmBuffOnLine
May 12, 2016 6:50 pm
Reply to  Steven Briggs

And your proof is…?

Steven Briggs
Steven Briggs
May 12, 2016 8:13 pm
Reply to  Steven Briggs

Several critics admitted to taking bribes to give Batman V Superman bad reviews so Avengers Age of Ultron wouldn’t look as much of a piece of garbage that it really was.

FilmBuffOnLine
FilmBuffOnLine
May 12, 2016 8:16 pm
Reply to  Steven Briggs

Steven Briggs names? Links?

Steven Briggs
Steven Briggs
May 12, 2016 8:18 pm
Reply to  Steven Briggs

Check out Screen Junkies Movie Fights episode with Kevin Smith regarding a Batman solo movie. They completely mention in the video that they too “may or may not have” been bribed by Marvel/Disney

FilmBuffOnLine
FilmBuffOnLine
May 12, 2016 8:20 pm
Reply to  Steven Briggs

Link?

FilmBuffOnLine
FilmBuffOnLine
May 12, 2016 8:46 pm
Reply to  Steven Briggs

But you mentioned Screen Junkies? Don’t see a link to them in that article. But there is damning evidence about Marvel picking up a bar tab…from a producer. Try again.

Benjamin Poirier
Benjamin Poirier
May 12, 2016 8:27 pm

Is citing some jerks blog or Facebook posts evidence that there’s a conspiracy theory? There’s a difference between someone having an opinion and some kind of conspiracy movement. It’s the Internet, dude. Get over yourself before I make a shitty blog post citing your own as evidence that there’s a conspiracy to make MCU dissenters look like crazy people. Which is kinda what it seems like you’re trying to do anyway.

FilmBuffOnLine
FilmBuffOnLine
May 12, 2016 9:38 pm

Do it.

Benjamin Poirier
Benjamin Poirier
May 12, 2016 9:46 pm

I actually already did. It’s titled “Hack Writers that Shat Upon Facebook News Feeds”

FilmBuffOnLine
FilmBuffOnLine
May 12, 2016 9:48 pm

Did you include a link to our site? That’s all that’s important!

Benjamin Poirier
Benjamin Poirier
May 12, 2016 9:51 pm

Of course! What was that URL again? Something about a ‘lemon party’, yeah?

Andrew Tisch
May 12, 2016 8:48 pm

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Charles Frey
Charles Frey
May 13, 2016 1:16 am

And Disney’s paying online reporters like William Gatevackes to write articles that claim Disney isn’t paying critics to hate on other movies.

William Gatevackes
William Gatevackes
May 13, 2016 1:20 am
Reply to  Charles Frey

How much was I paid?

trex
trex
May 2, 2017 2:04 pm

why dont you tell us?

In any case I dont think you were paid, probably your boss was or the website owner.

Care to explain why film goers keep giving DC movies amazing ratings while reviewers give them bad ratings and why this discrepancy is not found in marvel movies? No? Didnt think so.

I honestly think you critics are just sitting there now use blow off a hooker’s back and laughing at the rest of us. Think you are better than us dont you?

Peter File
Peter File
March 28, 2020 3:16 pm

So do they bribe you with drugs and hookers or just cash?

Michael Henley
Michael Henley
May 13, 2016 6:34 am

Disney also clearly bribed their filmmakers to come up with a better movie than Batman v Superman and clearly bribed off audience members to legitimately like their movie more. Is there no end to their disgusting depravity?!

Greg Passamonti
Greg Passamonti
May 13, 2016 8:28 am
Reply to  Michael Henley

I disagree about the movie but paying off critics? So dumb

Stephen Silver
Stephen Silver
May 13, 2016 8:31 am

Rich unless you post all your bank statements from the last five years to prove there’s no Marvel payola, I’ll just assume you’re guilty

Tyler Worsham
Tyler Worsham
May 13, 2016 11:56 am

Is there any evidence for this? The idea of people being paid off is ridiculous. Doing this does absolutely nothing for Disney other than risk the credibility of the entertainment empire they’ve built and acquired. I, Disney does well with their Marvel movies of WB does well with their DC movies and so on and so forth. Every time a superhero movie does well it increases the likelihood of the next one from another company doing well because it proves people are still interested in superhero stories. It’s a symbiotic circle. Nobody profits when one completely tanks because with competition… Read more »

Tyler Worsham
Tyler Worsham
May 13, 2016 5:03 pm

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Jon Radke
Jon Radke
May 13, 2016 7:23 pm

Disney movies have turned into Michael Bay movies. Although I did like civil war.

Michael Radke
Michael Radke
May 13, 2016 7:27 pm

Who the heck cares what Critics think?? I’ve noticed that so called Critically acclaimed movies suck and the ones that get bad reviews turn out good… So, ignore them all, watch yourself and decide.. duh..

Kyle Waro
Kyle Waro
May 14, 2016 2:54 am

Seriously this is out of hand. I Doubt they pay off critics for good reviews they just pick who they believe is a solid film maker. Thats why they decided not to go with josh trank cause of all the stuff with f4.

Kyle Waro
Kyle Waro
May 14, 2016 5:18 pm

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dontbother
dontbother
February 11, 2017 10:10 pm

how much is disney paying you to get on your knee’s and shill for them? Bet it is not a lot. Price of a critic is pretty low today.

In any case, you are dead wrong (probably lying as I am betting you are on the take as well). Disney is bribing critics, which you can see due to the massive popularity of Suicide Squad and BVS among fans despite critics bashing it.

For decades radio stations were taking kickbacks, so it is not a surprise this industry copied the idea.

dontbother
dontbother
March 28, 2020 3:21 pm

Brought to you by Walt Disney. Bribing film critics all the way to the top.

Peter File
Peter File
March 28, 2020 3:14 pm

Wrong. Disney is bribing critics. Look at what they did to Suicide Squad.

Rich Drees
Admin
June 20, 2020 3:26 pm
Reply to  Peter File

Bring some recipts to prove your point. And also a receipt to prove that you bought that joke off of the writer of THE IT CROWD and didn’t just steal it.

Matthew Murray
Matthew Murray
June 18, 2020 11:42 pm

This trash is still up? Everyone knows that Disney pays off film critics. Me a DC movie coming out time to get paid right? Make sure to bash it really hard so people like me can’t get the movies that they want.

Rich Drees
Admin
June 20, 2020 3:25 pm
Reply to  Matthew Murray

Cute fake name and email address. Way to lend credence to your baseless and factfree argument.

Benjamin Dover
Benjamin Dover
December 17, 2020 10:19 am

William received 10,000 dollars for this article from Disney. Never forget that.

Rich Drees
Admin
December 18, 2020 10:05 am
Reply to  Benjamin Dover

Hey Ben, have you stopped beating your wife yet?

(Baseless accusations are fun.)

Last edited 1 month ago by Rich Drees