{"id":346,"date":"2008-03-01T13:44:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-01T17:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.filmbuffonline.com\/FBOLNewsreel\/wordpress\/?p=346"},"modified":"2012-11-08T22:23:13","modified_gmt":"2012-11-09T02:23:13","slug":"this-weeks-theatrical-releases-28","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.filmbuffonline.com\/FBOLNewsreel\/wordpress\/2008\/03\/01\/this-weeks-theatrical-releases-28\/","title":{"rendered":"This Week&#8217;s Theatrical Releases"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Better late than never!<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Semi-Pro (3,121 Theaters, 90 Minutes, Rated R):<\/strong> Ah, Will Ferrell and sports comedies. What is this? His third? After <strong>Blades of Glory<\/strong>, and <strong><span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_0\">Talladega<\/span> Nights<\/strong>. Fourth if you count <strong>Kicking and Screaming<\/strong>. Do you think he wishes he was involved in <strong><span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_1\">Dodgeball<\/span>: A True Underdog Story<\/strong>?<\/p>\n<p>The Will Ferrell comedy is an acquired taste. Some people like the silliness, some people are irritated. Myself, I kind of like them. His constantly playing an idiot might be tiresome for some, but he does play them well.<\/p>\n<p>But how many times can he go back to the well? This film seems like there is not a lot of effort in being funny. Thing are supposed to be taken for granted as being funny. Hey! It\u2019s Will Ferrell with an Afro! Funny! He\u2019s back in the 70s, like he was in <strong>Anchorman: The Ron Burgundy Story<\/strong>! Funny! He\u2019s playing for an ABA basketball team! Funny! His character\u2019s name is Jackie Moon! Funny! The team is from Michigan, yet called the Tropics! Funny!<\/p>\n<p>Ferrell\u2019s Moon is trying to save the Tropics from obscurity due to the NBA merger with the ABA. If his team of losers can actually win for once, they could be one of the four teams to be brought in the NBA.<\/p>\n<p>Another interesting note, Woody <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_2\">Harrelson<\/span> returns to silly comedy (after <strong>Kingpin<\/strong>), and basketball movies (after <strong>White Men Can\u2019t Jump<\/strong>) after a long absence. He\u2019s in the O<span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_3\">scar<\/span> winning <strong>No Country For Old Men<\/strong> one day and in this one the next. Pretty diverse career he has there.<\/p>\n<p><embed name=\"efp\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/go\/getflashplayer\" align=\"middle\" src=\"http:\/\/www.spike.com\/efp\" width=\"448\" height=\"365\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" flashvars=\"flvbaseclip=2923302&amp;\" bgcolor=\"000000\" quality=\"high\"><\/embed><\/p>\n<p><strong>2. Penelope (1,196 Theaters, 102 Minutes, Rated PG):<\/strong> Christina <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_4\">Ricci<\/span> with a pig-nose is still cute. Let me get that out of the way first.<\/p>\n<p>That being said, this quasi-modern day fairy tale was on the shelf for two years. This is never a good sign. The first few months of the year are always the clearinghouse for movies of this type. So, if you saw the trailer and thought that it was charming and cute, it might be. Just be aware that studios don\u2019t hold on to movies for no reason.<\/p>\n<p>However, one good thing to come out of this is that co-star James <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_5\">McAvoy<\/span>\u2019s star has risen in the last two years. More people know him now than then, due mainly for his showcase role in <strong>Atonement<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_6\">Ricci<\/span> plays an heiress who is cursed with the aforementioned pig nose. The curse can only be removed when she finds a man who will love her truly. <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_7\">McAvoy<\/span> is the leading prospect.<\/p>\n<p>If you are wondering why Oscar winner Reese <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_8\">Witherspoon<\/span> has a supporting role in this film (because, well, this <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_9\">isn<\/span>\u2019t the kind of movie an Oscar winner would normally have a supporting role in), it\u2019s because that she the producer of the film. I\u2019m sure there is some \u201ctrying to garner more attention for the film\u201d reason involved.<\/p>\n<p><embed name=\"efp\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/go\/getflashplayer\" align=\"middle\" src=\"http:\/\/www.spike.com\/efp\" width=\"448\" height=\"365\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" flashvars=\"flvbaseclip=2824949&amp;\" bgcolor=\"000000\" quality=\"high\"><\/embed><\/p>\n<p><strong>3. The Other Boleyn Girl (1,166 Theaters, 115 Minutes, Rated PG-13):<\/strong> Ah, the dilemma of the <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_10\">horndog<\/span> man. Scarlett <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_11\">Johansson<\/span> and Natalie <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_12\">Portman<\/span> are the fancy of many of the men. Websites are devoted to their pictures. Men all over the world have crushes on them. And here they are, both in the same movie. This should be bliss.<\/p>\n<p>However, while we can\u2019t be certain, this film might just be a chick flick. Worse, a historical chick flick. There is nothing the <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_13\">fratboy<\/span> mentality hates more than a chick flick. See the dilemma? Seeing two of the hottest young actresses in Hollywood in the same film (with, judging by the trailer, a hint of sex), but it\u2019s a movie where they whine about \u201cloving\u201d the same man. So, what are they to do?<\/p>\n<p>Maybe go to the movie and hope for a beheading? This movie is taken from true-life story of Henry the VIII. Of course, this is a dramatized version of the actual events, but if it follows real life, having her sister sleep with the King might be something that Natalie <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_14\">Portman<\/span> will lose her head over.<\/p>\n<p><embed name=\"efp\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/go\/getflashplayer\" align=\"middle\" src=\"http:\/\/www.spike.com\/efp\" width=\"448\" height=\"365\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" flashvars=\"flvbaseclip=2913904&amp;\" bgcolor=\"000000\" quality=\"high\"><\/embed><\/p>\n<p>Now, the predictions.<\/p>\n<p>This is what I predict for last week:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><strong>Vantage Point <\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Charlie Bartlett <\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Witless Protection <\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Jumper <\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Be Kind, Rewind<\/strong> <\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>And this was how it was: <\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><strong>Vantage Point <\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>The <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_15\">Spiderwick<\/span> Chronicles <\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Jumper <\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Step up 2 the Streets <\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Fool\u2019s Gold <\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><strong><\/p>\n<p><\/strong>I went 1 for 5, making me 50 for 140 over 28 weeks with an average of 35%.<br \/>This is what I predict for this week: <\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><strong>Semi-Pro <\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Vantage Point<\/strong> <\/li>\n<li><strong>Jumper<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>The <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_16\">Spiderwick<\/span> Chronicles<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Fool&#8217;s Gold<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\">Better late than never! 1. 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