{"id":7673,"date":"2010-03-31T01:00:33","date_gmt":"2010-03-31T06:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.filmbuffonline.com\/FBOLNewsreel\/wordpress\/?p=7673"},"modified":"2018-12-08T22:43:50","modified_gmt":"2018-12-09T03:43:50","slug":"new-releases-march-31","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.filmbuffonline.com\/FBOLNewsreel\/wordpress\/2010\/03\/31\/new-releases-march-31\/","title":{"rendered":"New Releases: March 31"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.filmbuffonline.com\/FBOLNewsreel\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/LastSongPoster.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7674\" title=\"LastSongPoster\" src=\"http:\/\/www.filmbuffonline.com\/FBOLNewsreel\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/LastSongPoster-e1269793788831.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"185\" height=\"275\" \/><\/a><strong>1. The Last Song (Touchstone,\u00a02,673 Theaters, 107 Minutes, Rated PG): <\/strong>Gee, Miley Cyrus starring in a movie adapted from a Nicholas Sparks novel? Let me wrap this up quick so I can camp out in line for tickets.<\/p>\n<p>That was sarcasm, kids. I&#8217;m sure this film will be like printing money, at least until <strong>Clash of the Titans <\/strong>opens, but it really isn&#8217;t for me.<\/p>\n<p>This is the first film Cyrus has starred in that didn&#8217;t have &#8220;Hannah&#8221; or &#8220;Montana&#8221; in the title (although she did have a role in 2003&#8217;s <strong>Big Fish<\/strong>) another salvo in the all out blitz of making her the biggest star, like, forever. I really don&#8217;t like the way Cyrus is constantly shoved at us. She&#8217;s not all that charming a waif and her talent level doesn&#8217;t really match up with her exposure. But then again, I am three times as old as her target audience, so what do I know?<\/p>\n<p>The plot revolves around an angry young woman who uses a vacation to where her divorced father lives to reconnect with him. 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