{"id":9103,"date":"2010-08-19T23:02:50","date_gmt":"2010-08-20T04:02:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.filmbuffonline.com\/FBOLNewsreel\/wordpress\/?p=9103"},"modified":"2018-11-09T13:46:33","modified_gmt":"2018-11-09T18:46:33","slug":"geek-gear-buffy-stakes-edward-t-shirt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.filmbuffonline.com\/FBOLNewsreel\/wordpress\/2010\/08\/19\/geek-gear-buffy-stakes-edward-t-shirt\/","title":{"rendered":"Geek Gear: “Buffy Stakes Edward” T-Shirt"},"content":{"rendered":"

They say that brevity is the soul of wit. But even though the parody films of\tJason Friedberg and\tAaron Seltzer (Date Movie<\/strong>, Epic Movie<\/strong>, etc.) generally clock in at 86 minutes, that is about 85 minutes, 53 seconds\u00a0 too long. Their latest, Vampires Suck<\/strong>, opens today and ostensibly takes pot shots at the phenomenon of mopey vampires we call Twilight<\/strong>. Given their past track record and the fact that this wasn’t screened for critics, I don’t have any hopes whatsoever that this latest offal, err, offering from the pair will be any different or better.<\/p>\n

What Friedberg and Seltzer and will fail to do over the course of their film, the t-shirt below (available at Amazon in both men’s and women’s sizes) does in just a few words. It calls to mind a time when a franchise with vampires could be written with both emotional and intellectual depth in addition to being entertaining. (Do you think that Twilight<\/strong> will ever spawn the same type of field of scholarly analysis that Joss Whedon’s Buffy<\/em> has?) Besides, I have to admit that it is kind of fun just to wear while out running errands or doing the grocery shopping just to see what reactions you get.<\/p>\n

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