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New Releases: August 21, 2013
Could this be the next Twilight !!!?!!?! (Part 27) [click for more]
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New Releases: March 29, 2013
A Stephenie Meyer adaptation AND a Tyler Perry film starring Kim Kardashian? What kind of karma gods did I piss off in my past life to get a weekend like this? [click for more]
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New Releases: February 14, 2013
On this Valentine’s Day, nothing says “love’ quite like “Yippie Ki-Yay Mother@%#&!” [click for more]
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New Releases: March 23
Sorry. I’m just not feeling it. [click for more]
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New Releases: September 23
Bionic dolphins, shirtless Lautners, sabermetrics, and a slumming DeNiro populate the cineplexes this weekend. [click for more]
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New Releases: April 22
1. Water For Elephants (FOX, 2,700 Theaters, 122 Minutes, Rated PG-13): The book was a unique phenomenon in my circle of friends. Several people I knew are rabid fans of the book and were so [click for more]
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They say that brevity is the soul of wit. But even though the parody films of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (Date Movie, Epic Movie, etc.) generally clock in at 86 minutes, that is about [click for more]
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New Releases: August 18
1. Vampires Suck (Fox, 2,976 Theaters, 80 Minutes, Rated PG-13): There is no film franchise more ripe for parody than the Twilight films. It has both a legion of unimaginably devoted fans and an almost [click for more]
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New Releases: July 1
1. The Last Airbender (Paramount, 3,169 Theaters, 103 Minutes, Rated PG): I don’t understand the logic for this release date. Films are usually released on Fridays and occasionally on Wednesday, and every once in a [click for more]
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New Releases: June 30
1. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (Summit Entertainment, 4,416 Theaters, 124 Minutes, Rated PG-13): I know it really doesn’t matter what I say, this film will be a big hit as its legion of fans will [click for more]